Monday, November 29, 2004

Still waiting

[David]: Pregnancy actually lasts 10 months, not 9. Nobody tells you that until you are already pregnant. What I'm learning now is that the last days and weeks of pregnancy might just be the hardest because of the intense waiting – not knowing when or where or how. Everyone asking, "No baby yet?" People calling to make sure we didn't have the baby and forget to tell them. People saying, "the baby just isn't ready yet."

Maybe we're just impatient people. Or maybe this is the first lesson of parenthood, to learn that things don't happen when you want them to, that you can't plan for them, can't do anything to make the kid do what you want without at least a little negotiation. (Even with some negotiation there are no promises. I've already talked to the kid in Lori's belly offering all kinds of bribes to make him or her come out. It's silly that I even do this, but somehow I think it will do some good.)

So we wait along with everyone else. It's not quite ready, the time is not right, it will come with it comes. No baby yet.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very philospophical and right on.

Well, you're not actually overdue yet, but some of the useless knowledge in my head includes things I've heard recommended for the impatient parent:

spicy food (but can be um, inconvenient during delivery)
scary movies (can ruin your couch)
Raspberry leaf tea (if you're a hippie)
dancing (dirrty hip-hop style - get your freak on)
using the breast milk pump (um, ew.)
snowmobiling (uh, sure, I guess - never been)
scheduling something important that would make the baby coming inconvenient (of course!)
lots of sex
going to the dentist ("Now spit, please. AAGH!")
long drives on bumpy roads (sounds a little weak)
swimming (doubt you have a private indoor pool, tho.)
sustained laughter (e.g. several very funny comedy tapes in a row - and stand-up, rather than comedies with plots - George Carlin's HBO specials recommended in particular)

or, you could do what my mom did and go play raquetball (or try). 12 days late, 2 hours of raquetball, 3 hours of labor = baby.

November 30, 2004 at 3:02 PM  

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